Drafts

A under B

A wants under C

C not want over any

B wants over C

B fail

B more over A

A seeks C

A fail

A out from under B

C seeks A

C fail

A not under any

C not under any

A and C peers

Mundane Life

Crisis

Mundane Crisis

Mundane Life

Paradise

Mundane Paradise

Queer Paradise

Queer Hell

Crisis Hell

Hopeless

Life

Body parts found out west.

JUNIOR investigator sent.

Parts of JUNIOR found.

SENIOR investigator sent.

View from underneath park bench. Sandals and Boots sitting opposite (Left and Right).

Sandals: "But it's 50:50, there are only two doors."

Boots: "No, there are still three doors, you just know there's a goat behind one of them now."

S: "So what? Two closed doors, one goat, one car. What kind of car?"

B: "It doesn't matter what kind of car."

"Maybe it does. Maybe I want the goat if it's a shitty car."

"Bugatti."

"What?"

"Bugatti, it's an expensive car."

"Sports car?"

"Yes, a sports car."

"Normal goat?"

"Sports goat."

"What's a sports goat?" 

"Oh, it's a rare breed from Ligma."

"Ligma?"

"Ligma bugatti. Now do you want to pass this class or not?"

"Look man, I don't fucking get any of this, can't you just explain it like I'm stupid?"

"..."

"Explain it like I'm stupider."

"Okay, so imagine there are a hundred doors."

Thunderclap. Strange red glow from Right, fast brightening. 

Beam of light passes over bench.

Beam tightens over Sandals (Left), light becomes blue. Sandals convulses violently.

Screaming.

Black Screen, Vivaldi's Winter playing loud. White Text: "1518"